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Hilarious! :) A guide to the trick or treating styles of various horoscopes…

Aries pushes the others aside to get to the door first.

Taurus will only eat the finest of Swiss chocolates.

Gemini goes around the neighbourhood once, changes costumes and goes around again.
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Take a look at the picture? What do you see?

Research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such a scenario. Children see nine dolphins. This is a test to determine if you already have a corrupted mind. If it is hard for you to find the dolphins within six seconds, your mind is indeed corrupted :)
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From an email forward…An interesting description of the various signs in the zodiac, minus the threats of bad luck if not forwarded :)



VIRGO - The One that Waits
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only.
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Below are 4 questions. Answer them instantly. You can’t take your time. Answer them immediately. No pencil or paper! OK? Let’s find out just how smart and clever you really are. Ready? … GO!!!

FIRST QUESTION: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

ANSWER: If you answer that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up in the next question.

To answer the second question, don’t take as much time as you took for the first question. (You know you took too much time.)

SECOND QUESTION: If you overtake the last person, then you are…?

ANSWER: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!

LAST QUESTION: Mary’s father has five daughters: mumu, meme, mimi, momo. What is the name of the fifth daughter, if it begins with “ma”?

ANSWER: Mama? Of course not. The fifth daughter’s name is Mary. Read the question again.