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		<title>The Halloween Horoscope &#8211; How do different Star Signs trick or treat?</title>
		<link>http://onlyfunnyjokes.com/bestoftheweb/2007/10/24/the-halloween-horoscope-how-do-different-star-signs-trick-or-treat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 16:24:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hilarious! :) A guide to the trick or treating styles of various horoscopes&#8230; Aries pushes the others aside to get to the door first. Taurus will only eat the finest of Swiss chocolates. Gemini goes around the neighbourhood once, changes costumes and goes around again. Cancer stays at home and gives candy to the other [...]


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		<title>The Zodiac &#8211; Whats your sign? One liner personality descriptions in the zodiac</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2007 16:54:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From an email forward&#8230;An interesting description of the various signs in the zodiac, minus the threats of bad luck if not forwarded :) VIRGO &#8211; The One that Waits Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy [...]


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		<title>Did you know? Some interesting but little-known facts</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2006 06:42:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1.Â  Coca-Cola was originally green. 2.Â  The most common name in the world is Mohammed. 3.Â  The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with. 4.Â  The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. 5.Â  There are two credit cards for every person in the United States. 6.Â  [...]


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		<title>Actual Label Instructions on Consumer Products</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Apr 2006 09:43:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1.Â Â Â  On a blanket from Taiwan &#8211; NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO. 2.Â Â Â  On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists &#8211; REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU. 3.Â Â Â  On a Taiwanese shampoo &#8211; USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE. 4.Â Â Â  On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured [...]


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		<title>Tricky Riddles</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Mar 2006 06:18:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog&#8217;s name? Yet. A man had two sons and named them both Ed. How come? Two Eds (heads) are better than one. At what time do most people go to the dentist? At tooth-hurty (2:30). Can you [...]


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		<title>Best One Liners on the Web</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2006 13:28:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[100,000 sperm and you were the fastest? 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. A clear conscience is usually the [...]


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		<title>You know you&#8217;re getting older when</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2005 07:06:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everything hurts, and what doesn&#8217;t hurt, doesn&#8217;t work. The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals. You feel like the night before, and yo9u haven&#8217;t been anywhere. Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D. You get winded playing chess. Your children begin to look middle-aged. You finally reach [...]


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		<title>Some popular sayings &#8211; or maybe not</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2005 12:51:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As you shall make your bed so shall you&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;mess it up. Better be safe than&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;punch a 5th grader. Strike while the &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..bug is close. It&#8217;s always darkest before&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..daylight savings time. You can lead a horse to water but&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.how? Don&#8217;t bite the hand that&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..looks dirty. A miss is as good as a&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.Mr. You can&#8217;t teach an [...]


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		<title>One line Pun!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2005 12:54:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Be kind to your dentist &#8211; even a dentist has fillings. Two wrongs can make a riot. Gravity is a myth; Earth sucks. I&#8217;m on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it. Families are like fudge. Mostly sweet with a few nuts. Madness takes its toll; please have exact change. Sign [...]


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		<title>Useless Trivia</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2005 13:48:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[History When George Washington was elected President, there was a King in France, a Tsarina in Russia, an Emperor in China, and a Shogun in Japan. A family of six died in Oregon during WWII as a result of a Japanese balloon bomb. Roulette, an invention by the mathematician Blaise Pascal, was a by-product of [...]


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		<title>You may be a Geek if&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://onlyfunnyjokes.com/bestoftheweb/2005/11/22/you-may-be-a-geek-if/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2005 07:30:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[> You find yourself interrupting computer store salesmen to correct something they say. > You&#8217;ve named your computer. > You have your local computer store on speed dial. > You can&#8217;t carry on a conversation without talking about computers. > Co-workers have to e-mail you about the fire alarm to get you out of the [...]


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		<title>You know its going to be a bad day ahead when</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2005 07:23:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know its going to be a bad day ahead when&#8230; > You wake up to realize your waterbed broke and then discover you don&#8217;t have a waterbed. > You put your bra on backwards and it fits better. > You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold. > Your birthday cake collapses [...]


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