The scene is a newspaper office. The editor says to one of his reporters: There’s a fire raging out of control west of town and I want you to get out there fast. And above all, get some good shots. If that means you have to hire an airplane, just do it. Don’t worry about the expense.
So, the reporter calls the local FBO and orders a plane. He rushes out to the airport, spots a small aircraft with a young pilot in it, pulls open the door, jumps in and says to the pilot: Let’s go, take off. As directed, the pilot takes off, gets up to altitude, and the reporter then tells him, ‘See that fire raging to the west? I want you to fly over that and get down as close as you can.’
Incredulous, the pilot says, ‘You want me to fly over that fire?’
‘Sure,’ the reporter says, ‘I am a photojournalist and that’s why I am here–to take dramatic shots of the fire!’
The pilot looks over with a quizzical look on his face and says, ‘You’re not the flight instructor?’
A great new spoof called Hotelier Idol (www.hotelieridol.com) which shines a light on the hotel jobs and recruiting crisis. Watch the individual auditions on the website - the main collage is included for your enjoyment below!
A hilarious video about the hotel industry and the different roles hoteliers play in it! A great watch for anyone in the industry, looking to join…or just take a peek behind the glitz and flawless execution! Enjoy :)
It doesn’t hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which define whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
“Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”
“Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”
“No.” said the Director, “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?”
(email submission) Yes, it’s again that magical time of the year when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honouring the least evolved among us.
The Glorious Winner:
1. When his 38 - calibre revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. (more…)
A collection of photos that probably won’t make the news on any network you’re watching :) Ships, Boats, Tanks and Airplanes…some of these photos are quite hilarious, and others that have no better response than “Holy Sh*t”!! (more…)
Classic Bad Timing: Photos sent to us from Germany / Switzerland of a car accident on the way from the local hardware store…bet they wish they hadn’t bought all that paint!! (more…)
A hilarious bunch of pictures sent to us - you’ve got to admit…some of these jobs are PRETTY bad! And a joke to boot…
When you have an “I Hate My Job” day, try this. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. (more…)
The Revenue authority sends their auditor (a nasty little man) to audit a synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to the Rabbi and says, “I noticed that you buy a lot of candles.” (more…)
An Air Canada cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. (more…)
Know someone at work who always seems to be on holiday or annual leave? Or always taking “business tripsâ€? Or maybe they’ve just got a shockingly low immune system and always sick? (the poor love) Well here are a couple of ideas to let them know that you thought of them while they were gone…
SMART ASS ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during a flight on Virgin Airlines. “Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
“What are my choices?” John asked.
“Yes or no,” she replied. (more…)
Patient : “What are the chances of my recovering doctor?”
Doctor : “One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated. The others all died”.
