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		<title>Clever anagrams</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 12:52:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY [...]


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		<title>The Halloween Horoscope &#8211; How do different Star Signs trick or treat?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 16:24:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hilarious! :) A guide to the trick or treating styles of various horoscopes&#8230; Aries pushes the others aside to get to the door first. Taurus will only eat the finest of Swiss chocolates. Gemini goes around the neighbourhood once, changes costumes and goes around again. Cancer stays at home and gives candy to the other [...]


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		<title>9 Funny and Crazy Animations, courtesy bored Designers</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2007 12:39:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some pretty funny animations&#8230; this is what computer geeks get upto when bored! Animated GIFs with a variety of hilarious, funny, cute and some downright wierd effects. No related posts.


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		<title>The Human Brain and Illusions &#8211; Great Optical and Verbal Illusions</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2007 16:34:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Take a look at the picture? What do you see? Research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such a scenario. Children see nine dolphins. This is a test to determine if you already have a corrupted mind. If it is hard for [...]


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		<title>The Tax Man Cometh a.k.a the rabbi and the auditor</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2007 18:54:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Revenue authority sends their auditor (a nasty little man) to audit a synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to the Rabbi and says, &#8220;I noticed that you buy a lot of candles.&#8221; &#8220;Yes,&#8221; answered the Rabbi. &#8220;Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?&#8221; he asked &#8220;A [...]


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		<title>It just keeps on raining in Paris &#8211; the solution for women? High Tide Heels!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2007 18:42:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The rain just doesn&#8217;t seem to let up in Paris these days&#8230;so what do clever French marketers / designers come up with for the Woman who&#8217;s always in fashion? The High Tide Heels!! Absolutely Hilarious :) No related posts.


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		<title>The Zodiac &#8211; Whats your sign? One liner personality descriptions in the zodiac</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2007 16:54:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From an email forward&#8230;An interesting description of the various signs in the zodiac, minus the threats of bad luck if not forwarded :) VIRGO &#8211; The One that Waits Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy [...]


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		<title>The Secrets to being a Millionaire</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jun 2006 07:37:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?&#8221; Millionaire: &#8220;I owe everything to my wife.&#8221; Interviewer: &#8220;Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?&#8221; Millionaire: &#8220;A Billionaire&#8221; No related posts.


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		<title>Black Box Tells All</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Apr 2006 09:54:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged a highly secret plan they had funded with the US auto makers for the past five years. The NTSB covertly funded a project whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four wheel drive pick-up trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in [...]


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		<title>Tricky Riddles</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Mar 2006 06:18:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog&#8217;s name? Yet. A man had two sons and named them both Ed. How come? Two Eds (heads) are better than one. At what time do most people go to the dentist? At tooth-hurty (2:30). Can you [...]


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		<title>Jacks Telephone Number</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Mar 2006 06:14:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Caller: Can you give me the telephone number for Jack? Operator: I&#8217;m sorry, sir, I don&#8217;t understand. Caller: On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number [...]


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		<title>The difference between Optimists and Pessimists</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Mar 2006 14:39:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and a pessimist can only find the negative in the positive. For example, an avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found [...]


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