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		<title>The 6 Best Smart Ass Answers of 2006</title>
		<link>http://onlyfunnyjokes.com/bestoftheweb/2007/06/22/the-6-best-smart-ass-answers-of-2006/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2007 15:51:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Virgin Airlines. &#8220;Would you like dinner?&#8221; the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. &#8220;What are my choices?&#8221; John asked. &#8220;Yes or no,&#8221; she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man [...]


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		<title>Blind Date</title>
		<link>http://onlyfunnyjokes.com/bestoftheweb/2006/06/15/blind-date/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jun 2006 07:33:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;How was your blind date?&#8221; a college student asked her roommate. &#8220;Terrible!&#8221; the roommate answered. &#8220;He showed ! up in his 1932 Rolls Royce.&#8221; &#8220;Wow! That&#8217;s a very expensive car. What &#8216;s so bad about that?&#8221; &#8220;He was the original owner.&#8221; No related posts.


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		<title>Humans and Beans</title>
		<link>http://onlyfunnyjokes.com/bestoftheweb/2006/06/15/humans-and-beans/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jun 2006 07:30:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word &#8220;beans&#8221;.. &#8220;My father grows beans,&#8221; said one student. &#8220;My father cooks beans,&#8221; said another. Then little Johnny spoke up: &#8220;We are all human beans.&#8221; No related posts.


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		<title>Professors Definitions of a KISS</title>
		<link>http://onlyfunnyjokes.com/bestoftheweb/2006/03/26/professors-definitions-of-a-kiss/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Mar 2006 06:13:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Prof of Economics : Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply. Prof. of Accountancy : Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned. Prof. of Algebra : Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing Prof. of Geometry : Kiss is the shortest distance between two [...]


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		<title>Teachers Note</title>
		<link>http://onlyfunnyjokes.com/bestoftheweb/2006/01/03/teachers-note/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2006 13:30:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Joey&#8217;s teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, &#8220;Joey seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about sex and girls.&#8221; The Mother wrote back the next day, &#8220;If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his Father.&#8221; No related posts.


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		<title>Going, going&#8230;gone</title>
		<link>http://onlyfunnyjokes.com/bestoftheweb/2005/11/29/going-goinggone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2005 12:35:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A high school girls runs up to her father. She says, &#8220;Daddy, Daddy, I need fifty dollars.&#8221; He says, &#8220;Forty dollars? What do you need thirty dollars for?&#8221; No related posts.


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		<title>Which laboratory</title>
		<link>http://onlyfunnyjokes.com/bestoftheweb/2005/11/27/which-laboratory/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2005 06:34:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You enter the laboratory and see an experiment. How will you know which class is it? If it&#8217;s green and wiggles, it&#8217;s biology. If it stinks, it&#8217;s chemistry. If it doesn&#8217;t work, it&#8217;s physics. No related posts.


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		<title>Two&#8217;s company</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2005 06:34:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, &#8220;Everyone who thinks you&#8217;re stupid, stand up!&#8221; After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, &#8220;Do you think you&#8217;re stupid, Little Johnny?&#8221; &#8220;No, ma&#8217;am, but I hate to see you standing there all by [...]


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		<title>Test Mistakes</title>
		<link>http://onlyfunnyjokes.com/bestoftheweb/2005/11/27/test-mistakes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2005 06:14:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A teacher forwarded this list of comments from test papers, essays, etc., submitted to science and health teachers by elementary, junior high, high school, and college students. As she noted, &#8220;It is truly astonishing what weird science our young scholars can create under the pressures of time and grades.&#8221; &#8220;H2O is hot water, and CO2 [...]


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		<title>Excuses, Excuses!</title>
		<link>http://onlyfunnyjokes.com/bestoftheweb/2005/11/27/excuses-excuses/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2005 06:13:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following is a partial list of actual written excuses given to teachers in the Alburquerque public school system by parents of students: 1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33. 2. Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with [...]


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		<title>Boat Full</title>
		<link>http://onlyfunnyjokes.com/bestoftheweb/2005/11/22/boat-full/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2005 07:31:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An elderly, tenured professor of philosophy at Stanford University always started every class with a vulgar joke. While the guys always enjoyed the comical break, many of the female students took the risque humor as a personal affront. After one particularly obscene example, the women in the class decided to band together and walk out [...]


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		<title>MIT Course Evaluation</title>
		<link>http://onlyfunnyjokes.com/bestoftheweb/2005/11/16/mit-course-evaluation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2005 08:19:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. â€œText is useless. I use it to kill roaches in my room.â€ 2. â€œHe teaches like Speedy Gonzalez on a caffeine high.â€ 3. â€œIn class, the syllabus is more important than you are.â€ 4. â€œHelp! Iâ€™ve fallen asleep and I canâ€™t wake up!â€ 5. â€œText makes a satisfying â€˜thudâ€™ when dropped on the floor.â€ [...]


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