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Clever anagrams

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ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

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The 6 Best Smart Ass Answers of 2006

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SMART ASS ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during a flight on Virgin Airlines. “Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
“What are my choices?” John asked.
“Yes or no,” she replied.
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Microsoft Vacuum Cleaners

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The day Microsoft makes something that doesn’t suck is probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners.