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		<title>The annual Darwin Awards &#8211; Real Life Stupidity Personified</title>
		<link>http://onlyfunnyjokes.com/bestoftheweb/2007/09/13/the-annual-darwin-awards-real-life-stupidity-personified/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2007 10:29:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(email submission) Yes, it&#8217;s again that magical time of the year when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honouring the least evolved among us. The Glorious Winner: 1. When his 38 &#8211; calibre revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can [...]


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		<title>A Lawyer&#8217;s Kindness</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2007 16:19:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road-side. He ordered his driver to stop, and he got out to investigate. &#8216;Why are you eating grass?&#8217; he asked one man. &#8216;We don&#8217;t have any money for food,&#8217; the poor man replied. [...]


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		<title>Future Lawyer?</title>
		<link>http://onlyfunnyjokes.com/bestoftheweb/2006/02/02/future-lawyer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2006 14:21:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How can a pregnant woman tell that she&#8217;s carrying a future lawyer? She has an uncontrollable craving for baloney. No related posts.


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		<title>Who could it possibly be</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2006 13:28:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hillary Clinton went in for her yearly checkup and when she was finished, she asked her gynecologist how things looked. He said that he was pleased and that she is in great shape, and happily announced that she was also one month pregnant. She told the doctor that there was no way she could be [...]


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		<title>Strange Lawyer</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2005 13:02:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, &#8220;Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer.&#8221; The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passers-by would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative. [...]


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		<title>Creepy History &#8211; Abraham Lincoln and John F Kennedy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2005 13:11:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have a history teacher explain this if they can. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living [...]


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		<title>Hostage lawyers</title>
		<link>http://onlyfunnyjokes.com/bestoftheweb/2005/11/27/hostage-lawyers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2005 06:33:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you hear about the terrorists who took a courthouse full of lawyers hostage? They threatened to release one every hour unless their demands were met. No related posts.


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		<title>Robbery at the lawyers club</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2005 06:29:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer&#8217;s club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape. &#8220;It ain&#8217;t so bad,&#8221; one crook noted. &#8220;We got $25 between us.&#8221; The boss screamed: &#8220;I warned you to stay clear of lawyers [...]


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		<title>Fairy Tales</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2005 06:25:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Daddy,&#8221; a little girl asked her father, &#8220;do all fairy tales begin with &#8216;Once upon a time&#8217;? &#8221; &#8220;No, sweetheart,&#8221; he answered. &#8220;Some begin with &#8216;If I am elected.&#8217;&#8221; No related posts.


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		<title>Offence committed by a limb</title>
		<link>http://onlyfunnyjokes.com/bestoftheweb/2005/11/13/offence-committed-by-a-limb/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2005 11:47:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: &#8220;My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his limb.&#8221; &#8220;Well put,&#8221; the judge [...]


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		<title>Lawyer and his Jaguar</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2005 11:46:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver&#8217;s side door with him standing right there. &#8220;NOOO!&#8221; he screamed, because he knew that [...]


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		<title>Rich Lawyer</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2005 11:45:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A very rich lawyer is approached by the United Way. The man from the United Way is concerned that the lawyer made over $1,000,000 last year but didn&#8217;t donate even a cent to a charity. &#8220;First of all&#8221;, says the lawyer, &#8220;my mother is sick and dying in the hospital, and it&#8217;s not covered by [...]


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