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The Halloween Horoscope – How do different Star Signs trick or treat?

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Hilarious! :) A guide to the trick or treating styles of various horoscopes…

The Halloween Zodiac - Trick or Treat styles by Zodiac Star Signs

Aries pushes the others aside to get to the door first.

Taurus will only eat the finest of Swiss chocolates.

Gemini goes around the neighbourhood once, changes costumes and goes around again.
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It just keeps on raining in Paris – the solution for women? High Tide Heels!

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High Tide Heels Paris

The rain just doesn’t seem to let up in Paris these days…so what do clever French marketers / designers come up with for the Woman who’s always in fashion? The High Tide Heels!! Absolutely Hilarious :)

Spectacular Come-backs: Airline Steward and the Princess

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Airline Steward

An Air Canada cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks.
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The birds and bees in a cyber world…so just HOW are children born?

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A little boy goes to his father and asks: “Daddy, how was I born?”

The father answers: “Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I setup a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

You got a Male!

The Shirts that Guys Wear! Funny and some smartass t-shirts

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The latest submission comes from a reader…15 examples of T-shirts that guys wear :) Some really funny and smartass ones among the collection.

The Shirts that Guys Wear!

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The Layman’s Guide to Dating & Relationship Lingo

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  • ATTRACTION: The act of associating horniness with a particular person.
  • LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.
  • DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don’t especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
  • BIRTH CONTROL: Avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men.

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