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		<title>If condoms had sponsors&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 11:27:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If condoms had sponsors, you might find them packaged like these: No related posts.


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		<title>Misinterpretation or Improper listening</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 10:47:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse,&#8217; he mumbles, from behind the mask &#8216;Are my testicles black?&#8217; Embarrassed, the young [...]


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		<title>Funny Beer Ads</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 09:40:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We came across these very funny, cheeky beer ads. No related posts.


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		<title>Naughty, naugthy, naughty! Some funny (and of course naughty) photos</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:22:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The best way of dealing with a nosy neighbor, compliments of Edward Scissorhands: Hmm, how was your cereal this morning? Honey, I&#8217;m HOME!! Why it&#8217;s important to wear pyjamas to bed&#8230; When success really hurts&#8230; Some must-have barbeque accessories: The ASS Family portrait, compliments of that nosy neighbour :) (Payback is a b***h) The effect [...]


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		<title>The birds and bees in a cyber world&#8230;so just HOW are children born?</title>
		<link>http://onlyfunnyjokes.com/bestoftheweb/2007/06/22/the-birds-and-bees-in-a-cyber-worldso-just-how-are-children-born/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2007 13:54:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A little boy goes to his father and asks: &#8220;Daddy, how was I born?&#8221; The father answers: &#8220;Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I setup a date via e-mail with your Mom and we [...]


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		<title>The Layman&#8217;s Guide to Dating &amp; Relationship Lingo</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2006 11:07:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ATTRACTION:Â The act of associating horniness with a particular person. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet. DATING:Â The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don&#8217;t especially like in the present and will learn to [...]


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		<title>Pains of Courtship</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jun 2006 07:36:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn&#8217;t heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me&#8230; GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what&#8217;s your phone number?? GIRL : I think the poorest people [...]


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		<title>Good Girl, Bad Girl</title>
		<link>http://onlyfunnyjokes.com/bestoftheweb/2006/02/11/good-girl-bad-girl/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2006 06:12:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Good girls say &#8220;thanks for a wonderful dinner&#8221;&#8230; Bad girls say, &#8220;what&#8217;s for breakfast?&#8221; Good girls never go after another girl&#8217;s man&#8230; Bad girls go after him AND his brother. Good girls wear white cotton panties&#8230; Bad girls don&#8217;t wear any. Good girls wax their floors&#8230; Bad girls wax their bikini lines. Good girls loosen [...]


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		<title>Senior&#8217;s Sex Guide</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2006 06:10:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Â· Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you. Â· Set timer for 10 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. Â· Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF! Â· Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin. Â· Write [...]


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		<title>Impotence Slang</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2006 06:09:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Â· 180 degrees shy of heaven Â· Performing with Flacido Domingo Â· A few parts shy of an erector set Â· Sch-wing and a miss Â· Not rising to the level of impeachable offence Â· The Null Monte Â· Disappointing Miss Daisy Â· Taking the gold at the Lake Flaccid Olympics Â· Ascension Deficit Disorder [...]


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		<title>The art of growing good tomatoes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2006 14:25:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden, but no matter what she did she couldn&#8217;t get her tomatoes to ripen. Admiring her neighbor&#8217;s garden, which had beautiful, bright red tomatoes, she went one day and inquired of him his secret. &#8220;It&#8217;s really quite simple,&#8221; the old man explained. [...]


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		<title>The BEST cure for migraines</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2006 07:39:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL no improvement. &#8220;Listen,&#8221; says the Doc, &#8220;I have migraines, too and the advice I&#8217;m going [...]


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