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11 Beautiful Breathtaking Aerial Photos of Africa

Once in a while an email forward comes along that takes your breath away… here are 11 aerial photographs taken in Africa. They look impressive when viewed full-screen in high resolution of course, but sadly this is the max size the site can display. Hope you enjoy these and if you know who the photographer is, please credit with a comment below…

11 Beautiful Breathtaking Aerial Shots - Photographs of Africa

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Go now or forever hold your Pee!

Hmm – I wouldn’t want to be in THIS dilemma! Rest room sign at the Great Wall of China…

Great Wall China Restroom

Black Box Tells All

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged a highly secret plan they had funded with the US auto makers for the past five years. The NTSB covertly funded a project whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four wheel drive pick-up trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2% of fatal crashes were, “Oh, Shit!”

Only the state of Tennessee was different, where 89.3% of the final words were, “Hey Y’all, watch this!”

Marketing gone bad

It’s always good to check into the meaning of your slogans and brands before you start selling in foreign countries, as these companies learned a bit too late…

· The Dairy Association’s huge success with the campaign “Got Milk?” prompted them to expand advertising to Mexico. It was soon brought to their attention the Spanish translation read “Are you lactating?”

· Coors put its slogan, “Turn it loose,” into Spanish, where it was read as “Suffer from diarrhea”.

· Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: “Nothing sucks like an Electrolux”.

· Clairol introduced the “Mist Stick”, a curling iron, into German only to find out that “mist” is slang for manure. Not too many people had use for the “manure stick”.

· When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in the US, with the smiling baby on the label. Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the label of what’s inside,
since many people can’t read.

· Colgate introduced a toothpaste in France called Cue, the name of a notorious porno magazine.

· An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted the Pope’s visit. Instead of “I saw the Pope” (el Papa), the shirts read “I saw the potato” (la papa).

· Frank Perdue’s chicken slogan, “it takes a strong man to make a tender chicken” was translated into Spanish as “it takes an aroused man to make a chicken affectionate”.

· When Parker Pen marketed a ball-point pen in Mexico, its ads were supposed to have read, “it won’t leak in your pocket and embarrass you”. Instead, the company thought that the word “embarazar” (to impregnate) meant to embarrass, so the ad read: “It won’t leak in your pocket and make you pregnant”.

SI SEÑOR

An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious-looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, “What is that you just served?” The waiter replied, “Ah señor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull’s testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!” The American, though momentarily daunted, said, “What the hell, I’m on vacation! Bring me an order!” The waiter replied, “I am so sorry señor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bullfight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!”

The next morning, the American returned, placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, “These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!” The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, “Si señor. Sometimes the bull wins.”

Frenchman in New York

A frencman is at a bar in New York.

A man comes and tells the bartender, “Johnnie Walker, Single” and the man’s companion says, “Jack Daniels, Single”.

The bartender approaches the frenchman and asks:

“And you sir.” He replies “Jaque Cristeau, married”