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It seem’s bad jobs aren’t so hard to find…from the Great Wall to the Berlin Wall, i.e. from China to Germany. Guess it’s all a matter of perspective at the end of the day! What do YOU want out of life? The photos are from a powerpoint presentation sent to us – the photo below could possibly be from an ad in Germany.
Also read – And you thought YOU had a bad job?
Some pretty funny animations… this is what computer geeks get upto when bored! Animated GIFs with a variety of hilarious, funny, cute and some downright wierd effects.
Continue reading ’9 Funny and Crazy Animations, courtesy bored Designers’
A little boy goes to his father and asks: “Daddy, how was I born?”
The father answers: “Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I setup a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
You got a Male!
A collection of cartoons and animated pictures paying tribute to the computer / internet dominated world we live in today.
Continue reading ‘Addicted to computers and the Internet? Here’s more…’
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
Caller: Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?
Operator: I’m sorry, sir, I don’t understand.
Caller: On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?