We came across these very funny, cheeky beer ads.
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Funny Beer Ads
Thursday, June 25th, 2009Guess Who Came to Dinner??
Wednesday, May 6th, 2009
Amazing Animal Photography
Wednesday, April 29th, 2009
Hilarious complaint letter sent to Virgin
Tuesday, April 14th, 2009Here we reproduce a complaint letter sent to Sir Richard Branson, which is currently being emailed globally and is considered by many to be the world’s funniest passenger complaint letter. http://www.telegraph.co.uk
Dear Mr Branson
REF: Mumbai to Heathrow 7th December 2008
I love the Virgin brand, I really do which is why I continue to use it despite a series of unfortunate incidents over the last few years. This latest incident takes the biscuit.
Ironically, by the end of the flight I would have gladly paid over a thousand rupees for a single biscuit following the culinary journey of hell I was subjected to at the hands of your corporation. (more…)
Happily Married Couple
Thursday, April 2nd, 2009Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary. They were famous in the city for not having a single conflict in all of their 25 years of married life. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known “happy marriage”.
Editor: “Sir. It’s amazing. How did you make this possible?”
The husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: “We had been to Shimla after our marriage. Having chosen to go horse riding, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way ahead, her horse jumped suddenly, toppling my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse’s back and said “This is your first time”. She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time too she kept her calm and said “This is your second time” and continued. When the horse dropped her the third time, she silently took out a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead!!
I shouted at my wife: “What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?” She gave a silent look and said: “This is your first time!!!”
Husband: “That’s it. We have been happy ever since. “
Incredibly Stupid “Millionaire” Contestants
Tuesday, March 31st, 2009Some of the funniest “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” moments we have come across…
NEW YORK – Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.’
Cute Little German Lovers Attempt to Elope
Monday, January 12th, 2009This true story will surely bring a smile to your face…
A pair German kids, aged 6 and 7, madly in love, hatched a plan to elope to Africa on New Year’s Eve. According to a police spokesman, the kids Mika and Anna-Lena “are very much in love and decided to get married in Africa where it is warm, taking with them as a witness Anna-Lena’s little sister, aged five,”
Courtroom Humor
Saturday, January 3rd, 2009Its been claimed that these are from real court room experiences – taken down and published by court reporters!
_______________________
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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11 Beautiful Breathtaking Aerial Photos of Africa
Friday, November 28th, 2008Once in a while an email forward comes along that takes your breath away… here are 11 aerial photographs taken in Africa. They look impressive when viewed full-screen in high resolution of course, but sadly this is the max size the site can display. Hope you enjoy these and if you know who the photographer is, please credit with a comment below…
A Spooktacular Pumpkin Carving of Barack Obama
Sunday, November 23rd, 2008A Spooktacular Pumpkin Carving of Barack Obama sent to us by a reader. This carving is most probably a creation of Pumpkin carve master, Ray Villafane
8 Photo Terrific Moments – Amazing Photography
Sunday, November 23rd, 2008
The Stupid Engineeer Awards – Great examples of really bad construction
Thursday, June 26th, 2008These photos show some pretty good examples of some pretty BAD construction and placements…can you spot what’s wrong with each of these? :) Enjoy…
Creative Advertising – Some really clever Adverts from India
Saturday, April 19th, 2008Indian Advertising takes the cake for being creative and intelligent without employing the use of Sex! Some ads emailed to us by a fan in India – a few of these are hard to read at this size, so the captions include the message. Enjoy!
The Man Rules – Ladies please hear this!
Saturday, February 16th, 2008At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down! Finally, the guys’ side of the story ( I must admit, it’s pretty good) We always hear ‘ the rules ‘ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side:
These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered ‘1 ‘ ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
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Naughty, naugthy, naughty! Some funny (and of course naughty) photos
Tuesday, February 12th, 2008The best way of dealing with a nosy neighbor, compliments of Edward Scissorhands:
