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We came across these very funny, cheeky beer ads.

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A fawn followed this beagle home - right through the doggie door!

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These are some impressive animal pictures – beautiful, cute, funny and touching!

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Here we reproduce a complaint letter sent to Sir Richard Branson, which is currently being emailed globally and is considered by many to be the world’s funniest passenger complaint letter. http://www.telegraph.co.uk

Dear Mr Branson

REF: Mumbai to Heathrow 7th December 2008

I love the Virgin brand, I really do which is why I continue to use it despite a series of unfortunate incidents over the last few years. This latest incident takes the biscuit.

Ironically, by the end of the flight I would have gladly paid over a thousand rupees for a single biscuit following the culinary journey of hell I was subjected to at the hands of your corporation. (more…)

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary. They were famous in the city for not having a single conflict in all of their 25 years of married life. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known “happy marriage”.

Editor: “Sir. It’s amazing. How did you make this possible?”

The husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: “We had been to Shimla after our marriage. Having chosen to go horse riding, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way ahead, her horse jumped suddenly, toppling my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse’s back and said “This is your first time”. She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time too she kept her calm and said “This is your second time” and continued. When the horse dropped her the third time, she silently took out a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead!!

I shouted at my wife: “What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?” She gave a silent look and said: “This is your first time!!!”

Husband: “That’s it. We have been happy ever since. “

Some of the funniest “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” moments we have come across…

NEW YORK - Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.’

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This true story will surely bring a smile to your face…

A pair German kids, aged 6 and 7, madly in love, hatched a plan to elope to Africa  on New Year’s Eve.  According to a  police spokesman, the kids Mika and Anna-Lena “are very much in love and decided to get married in Africa where it is warm, taking with them as a witness Anna-Lena’s little sister, aged five,” 

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Its been claimed that  these are from real court room experiences - taken down and published by court reporters!
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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Once in a while an email forward comes along that takes your breath away… here are 11 aerial photographs taken in Africa. They look impressive when viewed full-screen in high resolution of course, but sadly this is the max size the site can display. Hope you enjoy these and if you know who the photographer is, please credit with a comment below…

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The scene is a newspaper office. The editor says to one of his reporters: There’s a fire raging out of control west of town and I want you to get out there fast. And above all, get some good shots. If that means you have to hire an airplane, just do it. Don’t worry about the expense.

So, the reporter calls the local FBO and orders a plane. He rushes out to the airport, spots a small aircraft with a young pilot in it, pulls open the door, jumps in and says to the pilot: Let’s go, take off. As directed, the pilot takes off, gets up to altitude, and the reporter then tells him, ‘See that fire raging to the west? I want you to fly over that and get down as close as you can.’

Incredulous, the pilot says, ‘You want me to fly over that fire?’

‘Sure,’ the reporter says, ‘I am a photojournalist and that’s why I am here–to take dramatic shots of the fire!’

The pilot looks over with a quizzical look on his face and says, ‘You’re not the flight instructor?’

A Spooktacular Pumpkin Carving of Barack Obama sent to us by a reader. This carving is most probably a creation of Pumpkin carve master, Ray Villafane

A collection of 8 terrific photo moments sent to us by email… enjoy!

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These photos show some pretty good examples of some pretty BAD construction and placements…can you spot what’s wrong with each of these? :) Enjoy…

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A great new spoof called Hotelier Idol (www.hotelieridol.com) which shines a light on the hotel jobs and recruiting crisis. Watch the individual auditions on the website - the main collage is included for your enjoyment below!

Indian Advertising takes the cake for being creative and intelligent without employing the use of Sex! Some ads emailed to us by a fan in India - a few of these are hard to read at this size, so the captions include the message. Enjoy!

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A hilarious video about the hotel industry and the different roles hoteliers play in it! A great watch for anyone in the industry, looking to join…or just take a peek behind the glitz and flawless execution! Enjoy :)

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down! Finally, the guys’ side of the story ( I must admit, it’s pretty good) We always hear ‘ the rules ‘ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side:

These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered ‘1 ‘ ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
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The best way of dealing with a nosy neighbor, compliments of Edward Scissorhands:

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