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A pair German kids, aged 6 and 7, madly in love, hatched a plan to elope to Africa on New Year’s Eve. According to a police spokesman, the kids Mika and Anna-Lena “are very much in love and decided to get married in Africa where it is warm, taking with them as a witness Anna-Lena’s little sister, aged five,”
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Its been claimed that these are from real court room experiences – taken down and published by court reporters!
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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