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	<title>Comments on: The Man Rules &#8211; Ladies please hear this!</title>
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		<title>By: stoner dude</title>
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		<dc:creator>stoner dude</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 17:18:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>dude i totally agree and its shit i&#039;ve been saying all along if u girls follow these rule your in for a happy marrage</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>dude i totally agree and its shit i&#8217;ve been saying all along if u girls follow these rule your in for a happy marrage</p>
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		<title>By: teacher lady</title>
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		<dc:creator>teacher lady</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 16:04:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey, these rules are fine.  But I&#039;m sick of hearing women complain about the burden of pregnancy and childbirth.  I CHOOSE to give birth to the children I CHOSE to conceive.  Now, let&#039;s talk about a father sharing some of the labor of child rearing, a much harder job than pregnancy OR birth.  Besides gals, moms have so much influence, you give birth to your own guy, you can make him as &quot;perfect&quot; a man as you want him to be.  Don&#039;t like your guy, why not blame his mom?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, these rules are fine.  But I&#8217;m sick of hearing women complain about the burden of pregnancy and childbirth.  I CHOOSE to give birth to the children I CHOSE to conceive.  Now, let&#8217;s talk about a father sharing some of the labor of child rearing, a much harder job than pregnancy OR birth.  Besides gals, moms have so much influence, you give birth to your own guy, you can make him as &#8220;perfect&#8221; a man as you want him to be.  Don&#8217;t like your guy, why not blame his mom?</p>
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		<title>By: ElChanno</title>
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		<dc:creator>ElChanno</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:53:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Not only not following their own rules but most of the times they say so much stuff at once they become confused of their primary point. Get it clear in ur head first ladies!!! Thats why we will answer most questions w/ yes or no or with one word suchas fine, nothing, etc.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not only not following their own rules but most of the times they say so much stuff at once they become confused of their primary point. Get it clear in ur head first ladies!!! Thats why we will answer most questions w/ yes or no or with one word suchas fine, nothing, etc.</p>
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		<title>By: amir</title>
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		<dc:creator>amir</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 19:29:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If only they could say it straight, or say what they mean, life would be a lot easier for me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If only they could say it straight, or say what they mean, life would be a lot easier for me.</p>
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		<title>By: Rachel</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rachel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 14:04:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I totally agree with almost all of the rules and some of the comments especilly the toilet seat haha MINNTT 
like Jordirt said we are who we are YOU CANT CHANGE THAT</description>
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like Jordirt said we are who we are YOU CANT CHANGE THAT</p>
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		<title>By: tony</title>
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		<dc:creator>tony</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 06:18:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>you say u r the ones given birh and we dont know what that feels like guess what its time to noticed they never kicken your ball</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you say u r the ones given birh and we dont know what that feels like guess what its time to noticed they never kicken your ball</p>
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		<title>By: jodirt</title>
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		<dc:creator>jodirt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 11:39:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>women are women .. they don&#039;t have rules .. .. they don&#039;t follow they own rules .. !</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>women are women .. they don&#8217;t have rules .. .. they don&#8217;t follow they own rules .. !</p>
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		<title>By: kate</title>
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		<dc:creator>kate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 23:43:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>your so ungreatful who are the ones who have to go through 9 months of pregnancy just to give birth to your sorry asses, US! you guys have to easy the least you can do is be a nice man.</description>
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		<title>By: Ivan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ivan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 20:34:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Most are true except the sports. Seems like a silly waste of time for grown men to run around and chase a ball.  Okay at least for them it&#039;s fun, but for other grown men to actually WATCH that shit?   I honestly can&#039;t imagine anything more dull or boring.   If I had free tickets and free transportation to the SuperBowl or World Series, I wouldn&#039;t go.  Cars are also boring.  I would never discuss football or cars with anyone.  I&#039;m kinda tired of these jokes going around making it seem as if all men love lesbian porn, beer, sports, cars, and trucks.   I am totally bored by all five.   And yes, I&#039;m straight and in a relationship.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Most are true except the sports. Seems like a silly waste of time for grown men to run around and chase a ball.  Okay at least for them it&#8217;s fun, but for other grown men to actually WATCH that shit?   I honestly can&#8217;t imagine anything more dull or boring.   If I had free tickets and free transportation to the SuperBowl or World Series, I wouldn&#8217;t go.  Cars are also boring.  I would never discuss football or cars with anyone.  I&#8217;m kinda tired of these jokes going around making it seem as if all men love lesbian porn, beer, sports, cars, and trucks.   I am totally bored by all five.   And yes, I&#8217;m straight and in a relationship.</p>
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		<title>By: LustyBustyLatina</title>
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		<dc:creator>LustyBustyLatina</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:59:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ha, ha! That&#039;s funny!  But, seriously...I&#039;m GLAD to be a LESBIAN!!  For those particular reasons! LOL!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ha, ha! That&#8217;s funny!  But, seriously&#8230;I&#8217;m GLAD to be a LESBIAN!!  For those particular reasons! LOL!</p>
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		<title>By: LustyBustyLatina</title>
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		<dc:creator>LustyBustyLatina</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:56:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That&#039;s FUNNY!  But I&#039;m glad I&#039;m a Lesbian!!!! 4 those reasons exactly! Ha, ha!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s FUNNY!  But I&#8217;m glad I&#8217;m a Lesbian!!!! 4 those reasons exactly! Ha, ha!</p>
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		<title>By: Nic Stanton</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nic Stanton</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:32:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>love it its like the mans bible to dealling with their wifes,girlfreind and just women in general love it!!!!!!!! cheers man</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>love it its like the mans bible to dealling with their wifes,girlfreind and just women in general love it!!!!!!!! cheers man</p>
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		<title>By: DJ</title>
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		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:26:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>jus gota say m8.......well played!!! 1 about the toilet,so true.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>jus gota say m8&#8230;&#8230;.well played!!! 1 about the toilet,so true.</p>
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		<title>By: Matt</title>
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		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:17:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t agree with some of these like for instance cars and sports aren&#039;t just it, you forgot SEX, guns, and of course video games=]

Also to whnayed: I&#039;m willing to bet you girl friend or wife read this and you just posted to score points? If not: move to Florida with your gay friends ^_^</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t agree with some of these like for instance cars and sports aren&#8217;t just it, you forgot SEX, guns, and of course video games=]</p>
<p>Also to whnayed: I&#8217;m willing to bet you girl friend or wife read this and you just posted to score points? If not: move to Florida with your gay friends ^_^</p>
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		<title>By: Natalie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Natalie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:54:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>FUNNY! Very funny! Those are great rules, and I totally agree with almost all of them. But I&#039;m a girl and i do have a few problems with a few of those rules. For example: Sympathy is what guys are partly for. If we didn&#039;t want your symapthy or your love, than we wouldn&#039;t be with you. Second of all, a girl can never have too many shoes or clothes. Mind you, we wish that you had enough courage to say what you really feel without being scared of the consequences. We won&#039;t hurt you, we promise...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>FUNNY! Very funny! Those are great rules, and I totally agree with almost all of them. But I&#8217;m a girl and i do have a few problems with a few of those rules. For example: Sympathy is what guys are partly for. If we didn&#8217;t want your symapthy or your love, than we wouldn&#8217;t be with you. Second of all, a girl can never have too many shoes or clothes. Mind you, we wish that you had enough courage to say what you really feel without being scared of the consequences. We won&#8217;t hurt you, we promise&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: jamila</title>
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		<dc:creator>jamila</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:26:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>yea.yea. just remember who went through 48 hours of labour with u. the one who is always cleaning up arter u. the one that is always trying her best to forgive ur sorry ass wheneva u do something wrong. the one who noes she can kill u with a flick of a wrist and trys her best to hold tempation. n finaly the one who makes u dinner. the dinner that u have absolutly no idea what or who it contains...lol. hope i didnt scare u or anything.=)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yea.yea. just remember who went through 48 hours of labour with u. the one who is always cleaning up arter u. the one that is always trying her best to forgive ur sorry ass wheneva u do something wrong. the one who noes she can kill u with a flick of a wrist and trys her best to hold tempation. n finaly the one who makes u dinner. the dinner that u have absolutly no idea what or who it contains&#8230;lol. hope i didnt scare u or anything.=)</p>
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		<title>By: chantelle</title>
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		<dc:creator>chantelle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 20:24:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>this is totally true i agree especially the one about the toylet</description>
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		<title>By: Lesley</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lesley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 01:59:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I like most of these rules except the one about guys not doing the sympathy thing and that&#039;s what g/f&#039;s are for, it&#039;s really shitty to know that something is wrong and even though we don&#039;t say it- this just shows that you don&#039;t care. some of these are asshole-ish, others are actually on the mark.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like most of these rules except the one about guys not doing the sympathy thing and that&#8217;s what g/f&#8217;s are for, it&#8217;s really shitty to know that something is wrong and even though we don&#8217;t say it- this just shows that you don&#8217;t care. some of these are asshole-ish, others are actually on the mark.</p>
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		<title>By: whnayed</title>
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		<dc:creator>whnayed</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 22:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>what ever! if you think this, you dont love ur girl.</description>
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		<title>By: katie</title>
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		<dc:creator>katie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:13:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i love RUDY FERENTINO</description>
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