Monthly Archive for February, 2008

The Man Rules – Ladies please hear this!

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down! Finally, the guys’ side of the story ( I must admit, it’s pretty good) We always hear ‘ the rules ‘ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side:

These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered ’1 ‘ ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
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Naughty, naugthy, naughty! Some funny (and of course naughty) photos

The best way of dealing with a nosy neighbor, compliments of Edward Scissorhands:

How to deal with a nosy neighbor
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Vehicular Madness – Accidents, Police and Constructions Signs with a dose of humor

Some vehicular madness…a tree-trunk squashed car to start things off:

Tree trunk squashed car
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Animal Expressions – Sad, Sorry and Getting it on

Aww…these animals are just the cutest! A Sad cat…wonder if it’s the bath or the terrifying naked human occupant of that shower causing that expression :)

Sad Cat Expression
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Go now or forever hold your Pee!

Hmm – I wouldn’t want to be in THIS dilemma! Rest room sign at the Great Wall of China…

Great Wall China Restroom

Stupidity – SOTP by to see a Boy Genius

Funny photos – I’d like to know just how this genius got it into his head to stick his noggin’ through a chair!

Boy Genius
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