Hilarious! :) A guide to the trick or treating styles of various horoscopes…
Aries pushes the others aside to get to the door first.
Taurus will only eat the finest of Swiss chocolates.
Gemini goes around the neighbourhood once, changes costumes and goes around again.
Cancer stays at home and gives candy to the other trick-or-treaters.
Leos plan their costume for months, then won’t go out because someone else had the same idea.
Virgo wears a neatly-pressed suit and tells everyone they’re a bookkeeper.
Libra is still standing in front of the closet trying to decide on a costume.
Scorpio isn’t in it for the candy.
Sagittarius will manage to wander to the next town.
Capricorn makes a list of all the houses that give good candy and the optimal route to take.
Aquarius builds the costume out of spare flashlights and spends all night tinkering when it shorts.
Pisces skips the whole thing to compose poetry to the Moon.
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I would wander into the next town..ya and my boyfriend would go around then change and go around again…lol
i like candy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!