Do it yourself - Men and Women

  • A man is a person who - if a woman says, “Never mind, I’ll do it myself.”- lets her. 
  • A woman is a person who - if she says to a man, ”Never mind, I’ll do it myself.” and he lets her - gets mad. 
  • A man is a person who - if a woman says to him,”Never mind, I’ll do it myself,” and he lets her and she gets mad - says,”Now what are you mad about?” 
  • A woman is a person who - if she says to a man, “Never mind, I’ll do it myself,” and he lets her, and she gets mad, and he says, ”Now what are you mad about?” - says, “If you don’t know I’m not going to tell you!”

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