Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006
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Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006
- ATTRACTION:Â The act of associating horniness with a particular person.
- LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.
- DATING:Â The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don’t especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
- BIRTH CONTROL:Â Avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men.
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Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006
- A man is a person who – if a woman says, “Never mind, I’ll do it myself.”- lets her.Â
- A woman is a person who – if she says to a man, ”Never mind, I’ll do it myself.” and he lets her – gets mad.Â
- A man is a person who – if a woman says to him,”Never mind, I’ll do it myself,” and he lets her and she gets mad – says,”Now what are you mad about?”Â
- A woman is a person who – if she says to a man, “Never mind, I’ll do it myself,” and he lets her, and she gets mad, and he says, ”Now what are you mad about?” – says, “If you don’t know I’m not going to tell you!”
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