The Green-eyed Portrait

When a woman decided to have her portrait painted she told the artist, “Please paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach,
and a gold Rolex.”

“But you are not wearing any of those things,” he replied. “I know,” she said. “It’s in case I should die before my husband. I know he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry.”

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