1.   On a blanket from Taiwan – NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.
2.   On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists – REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.
3.   On a Taiwanese shampoo – USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
4.   On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink- AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.
5.   On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
6.   In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)
7.   On a Japanese product used to relieve painful haemorrhoids - LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.
8.   In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles – OPEN OTHER END.
9.   On a packet of Sunmaid raisins - WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?
10.  On a Sears hairdryer - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.
11.  On a bag of Fritos - YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
      DETAILS INSIDE.
12.  On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS – USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.
13.  On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) – DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.
14.  On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding –  PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
15.  On a Korean kitchen knife – WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
16.  On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights – FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.
17.  On a Japanese food processor – NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.
18.  On Sainsbury’s peanuts – WARNING – CONTAINS NUTS.
19.  On an American Airlines packet of nuts - INSTRUCTIONS – OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.
20.  On a Swedish chainsaw – DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS.
21.  On a child’s superman costume – WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.
22.  On some frozen dinners – SERVING SUGGESTION DEFROST.
23.  On a hotel provided shower cap in a box- FITS ONE HEAD.
24.  On packaging for a Rowenta iron - DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.
25.  On Boot’s “Children’s” cough medicine -  DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.
26.  On Nytol sleep aid - WARNING MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.