Impotence Slang

· 180 degrees shy of heaven
· Performing with Flacido Domingo
· A few parts shy of an erector set
· Sch-wing and a miss
· Not rising to the level of impeachable offence
· The Null Monte
· Disappointing Miss Daisy
· Taking the gold at the Lake Flaccid Olympics
· Ascension Deficit Disorder
· Bouncing the Check of Love
· Less-than-Magic Johnson
· All Doled up with nowhere to go
· Welcome to Flaccid City. Population: You
· Serving boneless pork
· Unleavened Man-Bread

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