Some popular sayings – or maybe not

  • As you shall make your bed so shall you……………mess it up.
  • Better be safe than………………………punch a 5th grader.
  • Strike while the ……………………………..bug is close.
  • It’s always darkest before……………..daylight savings time.
  • You can lead a horse to water but……………………….how?
  • Don’t bite the hand that………………………..looks dirty.
  • A miss is as good as a………………………………….Mr.
  • You can’t teach an old dog new…………………………math.
  • If you lie down with the dogs, you’ll…….stink in the morning.
  • The pen is mightier than the…………………………..pigs.
  • An idle mind is……………………….the best way to relax.
  • Where there’s smoke, there’s………………………pollution.
  • Happy the bride who……………………gets all the presents.
  • A penny saved is………………………………….not much.
  • Two’s company, three’s……………………….the musketeers.
  • Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and……you have to blow
    your nose.
  • Children should be seen and not…………..spanked or grounded.
  • When the blind leadeth the blind…………..get out of the way.

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