Some popular sayings – or maybe not

• As you shall make your bed so shall you……………mess it up.
• Better be safe than………………………punch a 5th grader.
• Strike while the ……………………………..bug is close.
• It’s always darkest before……………..daylight savings time.
• You can lead a horse to water but……………………….how?
• Don’t bite the hand that………………………..looks dirty.
• A miss is as good as a………………………………….Mr.
• You can’t teach an old dog new…………………………math.
• If you lie down with the dogs, you’ll…….stink in the morning.
• The pen is mightier than the…………………………..pigs.
• An idle mind is……………………….the best way to relax.
• Where there’s smoke, there’s………………………pollution.
• Happy the bride who……………………gets all the presents.
• A penny saved is………………………………….not much.
• Two’s company, three’s……………………….the musketeers.
• Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and……you have to blow
  your nose.
• Children should be seen and not…………..spanked or grounded.
• When the blind leadeth the blind…………..get out of the way.

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