You may be a Geek if…

> You find yourself interrupting computer store salesmen to correct something they say.

> You’ve named your computer.

> You have your local computer store on speed dial.

> You can’t carry on a conversation without talking about computers.

> Co-workers have to e-mail you about the fire alarm to get you out of the building.

> You’ve ever found “stray” diskettes when doing laundry.

> Your computer has it’s own phone line – but your teenager doesn’t.

> You check the national weather service web page for current weather conditions (rather than look out the window).

> You know more URLs than street addresses.

> Your pet has a web page.

> You get really excited when Yahoo adds your link.

> The tech support folks at your ISP call YOU for the tough ones.

> You have more than one copy of the same version of software on your machine.

> You have ever chatted with someone while talking to them on the phone.

> You are surprised that there are other real foods besides pizza.

> You have ever sent E-mail to someone sitting next to you.

> You have ever had a dream involving computers.

> You have ever modified an .ini file.

> You would sell your grandmother for more bandwidth.

> You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

> You have ever e-mailed yourself.

> You get up at 3:00AM to go to the bathroom and stop to check your E-mail on your way back to bed.

> You’ve entered that USR X2 contest so many times you get e-mail saying “Forget it, Mike you are not going to win, just go buy the modem”.

> You know what the USR X2 contest is.

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