Once there was an old man sitting on a bench in the park crying. A younger man walked up to him and asked “What’s wrong?” The old man replied “I am married to a sexy 21 year old woman who gives me two blowjobs a day and we have sex the minute I get home from work and right after dinner.”
The young man had a strange look on his face and asked “What’s so bad about that? It sounds to me like you have a great sex life.”
The old man replied “I can’t remember where I live!”
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