A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse newsâ€.
“Oh dear, what’s the bad news?†asks the patient.
The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.â€
“That’s terribleâ€, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?â€
The doctor replies, “I’ve been trying to contact you since yesterday.â€
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